Articles by Dumb Mom
ZisBoomBah's guest blogger Dumb Mom publishes hilarious, witty pieces over on her own blog Parenting BY Dummies about her everyday experiences raising her three sons, a.k.a. The Dudes. We're thrilled to get a piece of her pie here on Zissle.
Inhale deeply.
Exhale slowly.
Inhale again deeply, deeeeepply.
Now, exhale. Sloooooowly.
That’s what this Dumb Mom does before letting The Dudes into the kitchen.
Because the kitchen is my sacred, happy place.
No one really bothers me in the kitchen for fear that they might be put to work, so normally, aside from the always-needs-me-desperately-when-something-catches-on-fire two year old, my kitchen is like a ghost town when the cooking is going…
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I love writing for Zisboombah because I am not a particularly healthy eater.
I really, really want to be, but I’m just not (think my cupcake for dinner obsession proves that).
But, when I come over here and see the happy cooking ants, it reminds me why I want and need to be more healthy, and why I need to do a better job of teaching The Dudes to do…
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And, by healthy, of course, I mean slender, well-nourished ones who can run fast and do sit-ups and pull-ups and all manner of stuff I couldn’t do if my life depended on it. The perfect kind that choose to eat vegetables because they like them, not because you force them to by plugging their noses and jamming the spoon in their mouths threatening to take away their TV time.
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